Paul McCartney Needs To Calm The Fuck Down

What happened to this blog? PLEASE COME BACK I NEED YOU

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 03:29:59 -0500

Hello dearest anon and all of you who have sent lovely messages and submissions in the past couple months, I promise you this blog is not dead but merely on hiatus. As some of you know my personal blog as well has been on hiatus more or less for about a month now due to some personal stuff that needs sorting out, plus a full and somewhat unpredictable schedule. As soon as things are a bit more stable for me and I have more free time this blog will be up and running again. Thanks for all the love and patience everyone. ♥

Ways to help the victims of Hurricane Sandy

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:46:49 -0400

Ways to help the victims of Hurricane Sandy:

sevenpercent:

NY area: NYCService urges would-be volunteers to email nycservice@cityhall.nyc.gov with their name, email address and borough. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg described @NYCService in a recent tweet as the “best way” to help.

NJ area: Volunteers in New Jersey are being coordinated…

come on guys, only 11 notes? We can do better :)

Ok Paul, that has got to hurt your cheeks. John’s giving...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 22:08:58 -0400

Ok Paul, that has got to hurt your cheeks. John’s giving you a run for your money, though…

(photo submitted by all-thelonely-people )

I have cramps because I spent the whole night on your blog and omg I couldn't stop laughing ! You're amazing I love you for making me laugh out loud <3

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 21:59:47 -0400

And I love YOU for reminding me why I run this blog! <3

Not sure what all those knobs do, but I am sure I would not let...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 21:56:04 -0400

Not sure what all those knobs do, but I am sure I would not let anyone making this facial expression operate them.

Paul: Ta da! Jazz hands! John: Oh no, not this shit again…

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 21:46:16 -0400

Paul: Ta da! Jazz hands!

John: Oh no, not this shit again…

crowdog89: 1968 Paul is bitchfacing some reporter so hard...

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 02:00:00 -0400

crowdog89:

1968

Paul is bitchfacing some reporter so hard it’s not even funny

“Oh no you di-in’t!”

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 02:12:19 -0400

“Oh no you di-in’t!”

Tragedy! Everyone stop what they’re doing! There’s...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 23:02:00 -0400

Tragedy! Everyone stop what they’re doing! There’s something on Paul’s pants!

(photo and caption submitted by macca-roni-n-cleese)

elementrypenguin: This is my favourite photo ever. Paul acting...

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 22:54:11 -0400

elementrypenguin:

This is my favourite photo ever.

Paul acting like he’s never met a rock star before

Based on how excited he is about taking this photo, I assume...

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 22:28:44 -0400

Based on how excited he is about taking this photo, I assume it’s a picture of himself in the mirror.

Not sure if this is an awkward attempt at ballet or if he is...

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:27:43 -0400

Not sure if this is an awkward attempt at ballet or if he is partway through a performance of “YMCA”…

Paul McCartney, ca. 1954 Paul, all those hot dogs are going...

Thu, 17 May 2012 03:00:36 -0400

Paul McCartney, ca. 1954

Paul, all those hot dogs are going straight to your chubby little chipmunk cheeks.

thegilly: The Beatles clowning around dressed in policemen...

Mon, 14 May 2012 20:41:01 -0400

thegilly:

The Beatles clowning around dressed in policemen helmets used to smuggle them into the Birmingham Hippodrome, 10 November 1963.

Paul takes the crime of impersonating an officer of the law to a new level.

Paul, it might be a good idea to leave your pants on until after...

Tue, 08 May 2012 23:27:40 -0400

Paul, it might be a good idea to leave your pants on until after the press conference.

Those must have been some incredibly delightful “new...

Mon, 07 May 2012 00:57:03 -0400

Those must have been some incredibly delightful “new sounds”!

Pink suits and flaily dancing are always a great way to convince...

Sat, 05 May 2012 23:34:25 -0400

Pink suits and flaily dancing are always a great way to convince people of your immovable heterosexuality.

Seriously, I think I might have to contact Paul and ask for more...

Thu, 03 May 2012 19:42:34 -0400

Seriously, I think I might have to contact Paul and ask for more information on his obsession with his own nipples. It’s apparently always been pretty out of control.

"I got washed out further and further away. I yelled for help but those blighters on the beach just..."

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:51:21 -0400

“I got washed out further and further away. I yelled for help but those blighters on the beach just didn’t seem to hear anything at all. Sure, it seems quite funny now, especially when I tell you that I nearly came to blows with George and Ringo when I did finally get myself back on shore. Truth is, though, I really did feel I’d had my lot out there. It looks pretty scary when you think you’re in serious danger of drowning.”

-
Paul McCartney on their trip to Tenerife in 1963 (via paulyouignorantslut)

Also:

“I almost punched George out on that holiday [Tenerife, 1963]. I went swimming on my own, got caught in the reefs, and I almost drowned. And I was screaming back to the beach, but they couldn’t hear me. It’s funny now, but it was scary at the time, and when I eventually did get back, I went off on one. ‘You were gonna let me DROWN! Thank you VERY much, some friend you are!!’. Ringo was there too, but he got away slightly less scathed because he hadn’t been around as long –he shouldn’t be expected to save my life!”
(via jairaji)

Major discrepancy between partners regarding the appropriate...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 02:05:28 -0400

Major discrepancy between partners regarding the appropriate level of enthusiasm to be displayed at this moment…